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Response to Conan’s Craigslist Posting

January 19, 2010

Since Conan put a personals ad up on Craigslist, I wanted to respond.  But the next morning, it was gone!  Well, I’m still sending my response on forward!  I was actually still able to get the Craigslist E-mail address, but I wanted to be safe and just put my listing elsewhere, too.  I’ll link this page to whoever I can.  But here it is…

-Average height, average weight blue-haired female, interested in tall redheads.

-5’9″, age 24, ALL MEN LOVE WOMEN HALF THEIR AGE.

-Drapes somewhat mismatch the carpet.

-Have an apartment in San Antonio, TX, very lonely.

-Can provide advertising payment during your scheduled breaks.

-Andy Richter and Max Weinberg welcome.

-If bringing two people and a musical guest, I’m interested in watching.

-I can pay for your company after midnight, but I can only pay in Irish potatoes.  Let’s compromise.

HI REZ PIC LOCATED HERE! – http://marzgurl.startlogic.com/P1010129.JPG

Lo rez right here… 😦

-Kaylyn “MarzGurl” Dicksion

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12 Comments leave one →
  1. TKilgore777 permalink
    January 19, 2010 3:19 PM

    Hey Marz,

    Lookin’ good. < ^^;;;;;;

  2. January 19, 2010 3:25 PM

    Lovely Marz is lovely. =) You look great. =D

  3. January 19, 2010 7:52 PM

    Busty WOOT !

    – Anonymous-

  4. January 20, 2010 12:08 AM

    Not all fanservice is drawn on paper it seems, ho ho ho ho ho ho.

  5. That Douche permalink
    January 20, 2010 11:54 AM

    The “very lonely” part makes me sad :(.

    I hope you don’t take offense to me complementing you but that picture…WOW. I can’t think of any other word but WOW. You should make it a poster and sell it. I bet you could make some money off that. And all those people who think you look like a man have obviously never seen a woman before. WOW.

  6. KrataLightblade permalink
    January 22, 2010 12:15 AM

    You should smile more often. It’s really actually pretty cute.

    *Laughs* And this made me grin a bit, so you win there too.

  7. January 22, 2010 8:45 PM

    *sigh*

    If only the frame were a bit wider. Still hot, Kaylan.

  8. Durp permalink
    January 24, 2010 9:16 AM

    “I bet you could make some money off that.”

    I’d buy one!

    But yeah, I agree, not too bad at all. And busy is right, wow.

  9. Durp permalink
    January 24, 2010 9:17 AM

    …err, “busty”.

  10. February 9, 2010 3:54 PM

    lonely? you could pull half of the internet with a picture like that. you’d certainly get me. what can I say, it’s the blue hair

  11. Bernd Liefert permalink
    May 15, 2010 4:41 PM

  12. July 8, 2010 6:14 PM

    Best. MarzGurl Pic. Ever. 😀

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